May 2011
12 posts
8 tags
Mrs. Robinson, I presume?
“In the 19th century European countries matriculated to Africa.”
May 26th
1 note
10 tags
An answer that will live in infamy
“After World War II, FDR freed the slaves and they started the Civil Rights Movement.”
May 23rd
33 notes
7 tags
I would read those memoirs
“Geishas were female Korean military leaders with lots of power.”
May 20th
8 notes
7 tags
Our father. . .
“The Catholic Church has always been weird about unconceived babies.”
May 17th
6 notes
7 tags
They're all going to laugh at you
“After the Civil War the South was taxed heavily for trying to embarrass Lincoln in front of his friends.”
May 14th
15 notes
6 tags
Stating the Obvious, Part II
“Before the Declaration of Independence, America may as well have been considered British territory.”
May 12th
4 notes
9 tags
There's no place like home
“Columbus discovered the Mediterranean Sea near Cuba.”
May 9th
36 notes
6 tags
So wrong it hurts, part I
“The middle class couldn’t understand why they were out of work while slaves were able to maintain relatively well paying jobs.”
May 7th
7 notes
9 tags
And now in swimming pools around the world. . .
“Marco Polo tried to discover America but got lost and disappeared.”
May 5th
11 notes
7 tags
North American Man Boy Liberation Army?
“The Boston Massacre had a significant impact in Boston and in all the colonies, because at this time many people were sticking up for their individual rights that the British were taking away, including teenage boys.”
May 4th
2 notes
5 tags
99 problems
“We all have problems but Thomas Edison’s genus gave us so much.”
May 4th
April 2011
9 posts
10 tags
Battle of San Juan Paris
“The Spanish-American War was between the United States and France.”
Apr 30th
9 notes
7 tags
Give me liberty, or give me cab fare.
“Some Colonists appeared to be just trying to survive without paying to many taxis.”
Apr 28th
11 notes
6 tags
Opposite Day?
“Martin Luther King was an important advocate for racism.” 
Apr 25th
6 notes
8 tags
The times they are a changin'
“Bob Dylan used to go into the fields to sing to the slaves.”
Apr 25th
9 notes
8 tags
Strange Queries from Men of the Cloth
“The Church started asking what voices people actually heard, ‘the Lord or Satin?’”
Apr 23rd
4 notes
6 tags
A Whole New World
“Columbus circumcised the globe.” 
Apr 23rd
33 notes
6 tags
Stating the Obvious
“Bubonic Plague - not so good, pretty fatal.”
Apr 23rd
15 notes
7 tags
Fur Trade in Flames
“The North American fur trade nearly extinguished the beaver…” 
Apr 23rd
1 note
9 tags
Back in the USSR
“…after a series of power struggles between several groups and families, John Lennon emerges as the new leader of Russia.”
Apr 23rd
41 notes