“During the Second Great Awakening society was totally changed and people didn’t lock their doors, or cars.”

“Another cause of so many indentured servants in America was, there were lots of people who suffered from poverty, politics, or religion.”

“The reformation in England during the Elizabethan Ear was more successful than other European countries.”

“In the South before the Civil War African Americans were treated like slaves.”

“Democracy and federalism are most threatened by Unitarian dictators like Hitler and Stalin.”

“John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry would have been successful if he had better propaganda, like Hitler used in Germany a decade later.”

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“In the 1950’s America seized Cuba from Mexico.”

“The Vietnam War was between North and South Korea.”

“The Dreyfus Affair was a scandal concerning Richard Dreyfus.”

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“In some situations, white men’s presence was little more than a few dudes taking advantage of North America’s large beaver population.”
