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This site is run by a number of teaching assistants and graduate instructors at a major American university that shall remain nameless. One of our favorite, if frustrating, pastimes is comparing the ridiculous responses we get from our students on exams, quizzes, and papers. It has gotten to the point that we feel these are just too much fun to keep to ourselves. So we have decided to share them with the internets.

Some of these are innocent mistakes and typos that create a hilarious alternate history. Others make us fear for the future and wonder what we could possibly be doing so wrong. All of these, sadly, are very real. This is not done out of malice or ill-will toward our students. But, sometimes, you have got to laugh to keep from crying. 

Let history be re-written through bad Photoshop!





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</description><title>World History According to Undergrads</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @accordingtoundergrads)</generator><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Tent revival parking lot </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;“During the Second Great Awakening society was totally changed and people didn’t lock their doors, or cars.” &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfmazIQAX1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/17319030568</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/17319030568</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:02:05 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>second great awakening</category><category>american history</category></item><item><title>The human condition </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Another cause of so many indentured servants in America was, there were lots of people who suffered from poverty, politics, or religion.&amp;#8221; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfb02NhfR1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/17154258167</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/17154258167</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:02:00 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>undergrad</category><category>american history</category><category>history</category><category>house</category><category>meatloaf</category><category>human condition</category></item><item><title>I see, and say nothing (but hear everything)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;T&lt;span&gt;he reformation in England during the Elizabethan Ear was more successful than other European countries.&amp;#8221; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfl73L3re1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16975701054</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16975701054</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:02:05 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>european history</category><category>queen elizabeth I</category><category>ears</category></item><item><title>Stating the obvious, part VI</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;In the South before the Civil War African Americans were treated like slaves.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwku1mwTip1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16819422055</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16819422055</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:05:06 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>education</category><category>american history</category><category>civil war</category><category>slavery</category></item><item><title>Free and responsible search for truth and Nazis</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Democracy and federalism are most threatened by Unitarian dictators like Hitler and Stalin.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm2kqMj2m1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16635612896</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16635612896</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:00:05 -0500</pubDate><category>history</category><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>undergrads</category><category>hitler</category><category>stalin</category><category>unitarian</category><category>nazi</category></item><item><title>wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;John Brown&amp;#8217;s raid on Harpers Ferry would have been successful if he had better propaganda, like Hitler used in Germany a decade later.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwl8gffVEq1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* You know you&amp;#8217;re jealous of my awesome chart making abilities.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16465160943</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16465160943</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>education</category><category>college</category><category>american history</category><category>german history</category><category>hitler</category><category>john brown</category><category>harpers ferry</category><category>civil war</category><category>propaganda</category></item><item><title>What would Teddy Roosevelt do? </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;In the 1950&amp;#8217;s America seized Cuba from Mexico.&amp;#8221; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwl9iekvhD1qi3osy.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16288957958</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16288957958</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 10:00:05 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>education</category><category>college</category><category>undergrad</category><category>roosevelt</category><category>cuba</category><category>american history</category><category>1950s</category></item><item><title>So wrong it hurts, part IV</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The Vietnam War was between North and South Korea.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm1dlB2Ss1qi3osy.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16116182738</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/16116182738</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>history</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>vietnam war</category><category>north korea</category><category>south korea</category><category>undergrads</category></item><item><title>We're going to need a smarter boat</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The Dreyfus Affair was a scandal concerning Richard Dreyfus.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwlekk4hKy1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* We think this is our most disturbing photoshop yet. You&amp;#8217;re welcome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15947020534</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15947020534</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:00:05 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>history</category><category>european history</category><category>dreyfus affair</category><category>richard dreyhus</category><category>jaws</category><category>scandal</category><category>undergrads</category></item><item><title>Parental Discretion Advised</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;In some situations, white men&amp;#8217;s presence was little more than a few dudes taking advantage of North America&amp;#8217;s large beaver population.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxm2dl7l2B1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15780037528</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15780037528</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:13:02 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>history</category><category>american history</category><category>fur trade</category><category>beavers</category><category>north america</category><category>censored</category></item><item><title>Call for Submissions: What's Your Favorite Tumblr?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You know you love us. Now proclaim it to the world, and Time Magazine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/"&gt;http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timemagazine.tumblr.com/post/15581443721/call-for-submissions-whats-your-favorite-tumblr"&gt;timemagazine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;At TIME.com, we’re working on a guide to the best Tumblrs out there. But we want to know what you think first.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;What Tumblr can’t you live without? (Aside from ours, of course.) Whether it’s news, photography, design or just cat videos, we want to know what you follow — and why. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p2"&gt;Reply to this post (and include the URL) with your picks. We’ll mark popular suggestions as “Readers’ Choice” in our final list, which should come out by the end of January.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15675793361</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15675793361</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 12:26:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This answer is a lost cause</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The Civil War was inevitable because the South always saw themselves as a separate nation, in fact they had their own president. His name was Stonewall Jackson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkxthVlBG1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15671416085</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15671416085</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>undergrads</category><category>history</category><category>american history</category><category>civil war</category><category>stonewall jackson</category><category>american south</category></item><item><title>Revolution is just a t-shirt away</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Che Guevara was best friends with Fidel Castro. He was a model for teenagers, but then again so was Castro.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwko6aPvbZ1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15509922308</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15509922308</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 10:00:05 -0500</pubDate><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>undergrads</category><category>fidel castro</category><category>che guevara</category><category>cuba</category><category>history</category><category>model</category></item><item><title>The year of Jackson </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;In 1936 Jesse Jackson won the gold medal in track and field.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwl51j9crj1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15346305796</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15346305796</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 10:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>education</category><category>college</category><category>undergrads</category><category>olympics</category><category>jesse jackson</category><category>jesse owens</category><category>american history</category></item><item><title>Roundhead or no head</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Charles I eventually got his head cut off because his supporters were mostly old rich guys who wanted to keep England the way it was. But the power of the people won because they had a crazy military guy as their leader.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwlcenMN1r1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15183574178</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15183574178</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 10:00:05 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>education</category><category>european history</category><category>Charles I</category><category>Oliver Cromwell</category><category>undergrads</category></item><item><title>Grey's Anatomy has gotten really strange</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&amp;#8220;Andrew Jackson lost his patients and took drastic measures into his own hands.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwktfcNYjs1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15027287304</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/15027287304</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 10:00:05 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>college</category><category>american history</category><category>andrew jackson</category><category>grey's anatomy</category><category>education</category></item><item><title>NATO: North Atlantic Talking Organization </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&amp;#8220;Continents were now communicating in ways of life, religion, and immigrating.&amp;#8221;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkrnyZvYL1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/14863038447</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/14863038447</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:05:06 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>education</category><category>college</category><category>history</category><category>religion</category></item><item><title>The crossroads of America</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;During the 16th century, Spaniards and Portuguese in the New World supplemented Indiana laborers with enslaved Africans.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwl2olUDjf1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/14722589244</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/14722589244</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>education</category><category>college</category><category>american history</category><category>colonial history</category></item><item><title>In your heart you know he's delicious</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The members of this group also became strong supporters of Berry Goldwater.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkmb2zn1q1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;* WE&amp;#8217;RE BACK!!!!! You know you missed us (and our factually challenged students).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/14576845820</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/14576845820</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 15:38:00 -0500</pubDate><category>lol</category><category>education</category><category>college</category><category>american history</category><category>american politics</category><category>conservative</category><category>republican</category><category>barry goldwater</category><category>undergrads</category><category>students</category></item><item><title>Stating the obvious, part V</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;The Feminine Mystique was a book written by a woman.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq3tuiKdDl1qi3osy.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/9500635428</link><guid>http://accordingtoundergrads.tumblr.com/post/9500635428</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 10:00:06 -0400</pubDate><category>college</category><category>education</category><category>lol</category><category>humor</category><category>Feminine Mysique</category><category>Betty Friedan</category><category>Feminism</category><category>american history</category></item></channel></rss>
