“The Civil War was inevitable because the South always saw themselves as a separate nation, in fact they had their own president. His name was Stonewall Jackson.

“Che Guevara was best friends with Fidel Castro. He was a model for teenagers, but then again so was Castro.”

“In 1936 Jesse Jackson won the gold medal in track and field.”

“Charles I eventually got his head cut off because his supporters were mostly old rich guys who wanted to keep England the way it was. But the power of the people won because they had a crazy military guy as their leader.”

“Andrew Jackson lost his patients and took drastic measures into his own hands.”

“Continents were now communicating in ways of life, religion, and immigrating.”

“During the 16th century, Spaniards and Portuguese in the New World supplemented Indiana laborers with enslaved Africans.”

“The members of this group also became strong supporters of Berry Goldwater.”

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