“The reformation in England during the Elizabethan Ear was more successful than other European countries.”
“The Dreyfus Affair was a scandal concerning Richard Dreyfus.”
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“Charles I eventually got his head cut off because his supporters were mostly old rich guys who wanted to keep England the way it was. But the power of the people won because they had a crazy military guy as their leader.”
“The Holy Grail was what King Arthur went on a journey to find after the fall of Troy.”
“The members of the Cult of Cybele practiced many shocking things to Roman society, such as self mutilation and flatulence.”
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“Alfred Dreyfus was a diplomat who was thrown out a window. His home country was very upset.”
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“The Reconquista in Spain was, like, no big deal. The Moors were in no danger because the Christian states of Europe posed no political threat to them.”
“One of the major building projects during Haussmann’s rebuilding of the capital was the new Paris Oprah House.”
“During the English Civil War the English and the French fought over territory in Russia.”
“King James was trying to build an army to fight the cone hats.”