“Democracy and federalism are most threatened by Unitarian dictators like Hitler and Stalin.”
“The Vietnam War was between North and South Korea.”
“The Dreyfus Affair was a scandal concerning Richard Dreyfus.”
* We think this is our most disturbing photoshop yet. You’re welcome.
“The Civil War was inevitable because the South always saw themselves as a separate nation, in fact they had their own president. His name was Stonewall Jackson.
“Che Guevara was best friends with Fidel Castro. He was a model for teenagers, but then again so was Castro.”
“In 1936 Jesse Jackson won the gold medal in track and field.”
“Charles I eventually got his head cut off because his supporters were mostly old rich guys who wanted to keep England the way it was. But the power of the people won because they had a crazy military guy as their leader.”
“The members of this group also became strong supporters of Berry Goldwater.”
* WE’RE BACK!!!!! You know you missed us (and our factually challenged students).
“Eugene V. Debs was the most important labor case.”
* editor’s note - this post goes out to the Texas State Board of Education who just removed all mentions of the labor movement from their high school curriculum.
“The Great Awakening occurred when a massive plague broke out in the English colonies, killing off all the children under 16. With nothing to explain the tragic events the colonists turned back to the bible for answers.”